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TIME FOR SOME HORSE PORN [Dec. 7th, 2009|12:13 am]
alright alright I put it behind a cut this time you whiny babies )
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FUCK YOU DAVE [Dec. 4th, 2009|12:20 am]
( You are about to view content that may only be appropriate for adults. )
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Horus [Nov. 30th, 2009|09:34 am]
Recorded a new song, this one with actual (semiaudible) vocals.

Horus

High On Fire meets uncomfortable self-examination. Enjoy?
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Seriously, fucking stop it [Nov. 19th, 2009|05:09 am]
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An alternate script [Nov. 18th, 2009|07:19 pm]
Sometimes people ask me about my writing process. It's not very interesting, actually- it just consists of sitting in front of my computer with a blank text editor file open, writing, deleting, and rearranging dialogue until I hit upon something I think is funny. Some days I get lucky and think of a comic in 30 seconds in the shower that morning, other days I spend five hours trying to get one panel's worth of dialogue to work. Most of the time it's somewhere inbetween those two extremes.

In many cases I'll finish a script and then change parts of it as I draw the comic. In some cases I'll finish a script and then immediately think of a different version of it, and then I have to decide which version to go with. Comic 1538 was one of those situations. Here's the original script I had written for it:

1

Hanners: What IS a "moustache ride" anyway?

Faye: Well see, back in the seventies it was really fashionable for men to have moustaches.


2

Dora: Faye, don't-

Faye: AND ESPECIALLY in the biker community. But motorcycle gangs had a bad reputation, and in order to improve their image, they started staging mass rallies to raise money for local charities.

Hence the term "moustache rides."


3

Hanners: So that shirt...

Faye: I'm guessing it was to celebrate how much money they raised at one of those events.


3.5

Hanners: Wow, I had no idea! Thanks for explaining, Faye!

Faye: No problem.


4

Dora: You realize she's going to be horrified when she goes home and looks up the phrase online.

Faye: Lemme borrow your laptop. I bet I can make a fake Wikipedia entry that'll last long enough to keep her oblivious.


It's funny, but it didn't seem true to Dora's character to just let Faye pull one over on Hannelore like that, so I changed it to the version you see in the finished comic. Anyway I have no idea if this was interesting/useful to anyone but people do sometimes wonder what my scripts look like, so uh there you go?
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Animarigold [Oct. 28th, 2009|03:18 am]
If QC were done in straight-up anime style, this is what Marigold would probably look like.

TOTORO HAT )
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(_!_) LOL [Oct. 25th, 2009|11:50 pm]
random warm-up drawing of Faye )
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Buttless Butt [Oct. 19th, 2009|09:46 pm]
Continuing the trend of "mp3 post that gets 1/20 the comments of non-mp3 posts" here is a new Deathmøle song:

Wordless Name

Please mirror/share with friends/enemies/etc.

Oh also here is the much-requested pic of Marigold in her Badtz-Maru undies:

butts lol )
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State of the Webcomics Union*† [Oct. 15th, 2009|07:23 pm]
I have been doing webcomics for a little over six years now, which is not as long as some but is long enough to have made some observations about how things have changed over the years. This was originally gonna be really long and prose-y but I think I have chopped it down sufficiently to get my observations across!

• There are a lot more of us, and we're a lot bigger now.

• More people are making a living off of webcomics. It's still a small percentage of the whole, but it's a lot better than it was six years ago. Topatoco is a huge part of the reason for this.

• The level of art has gotten a lot better. Part of this is old hands getting better at drawing, part of it is people with actual training in the visual arts getting into the medium. I'm glad I started QC when I did, I'd be hell of intimidated trying to start off now with my '03 art skills. On the flipside of this, some of the very most popular comics have the most basic art (XKCD, Cyanide & Happiness, etc.) so maybe it doesn't matter so much?

• There seems to be less "drama" going around. I think this is mainly because the more popular creators have wised up to smaller folks tryin' to troll them, and a lot of the old-school internet jerks have pretty much wrecked their reputations by bein' internet jerks. I hope this trend continues, I do not miss "flame wars" and "rude folks" at all.

• We're breaking into mainstream media. Folks are gettin' big book deals, Achewood is on the NYT bestseller lists, it's probably only a matter of time before the first TV shows based on webcomics come out.

• The idea of critical analysis of webcomics has largely died out. Sure, people still blog about webcomics and "review" them and stuff, but it's become a tiny, tiny niche sector. I think this is mainly because there's not a whole lot of point to reviewing something anybody can go look at for free and make up their own mind about! Is this a good thing? I have no idea.

• It's gotten easier and cheaper to start your own comic. Hosting is ridiculously cheap at the entry level these days. Site tools like WordPress and ComicPress and Blogger make putting together a basic website relatively simple and painless.

• People are defying the "you must update on time every time" mantra. Octopus Pie, Achewood, and Dresden Codak all have update schedules that are basically "new comics when they're done" and they're currently doing just fine. A lot of folks, myself included, would never have predicted that six years ago.

• Folks seem to be getting bummed out on guest comics. Talking to other creators, it seems like there is a growing backlash among some segment of webcomics' readerships that don't like guest strips from other artists. I would be really sad to see the tradition of the "guest week" go, not only because it provides us with a rare opportunity for a vacation but because, even back when I was just a webcomics reader and not a creator, they were some of my favorite times. I really like seeing other people's takes on a webcomic's characters! I hope it doesn't die out.

• I am so tired of the term "webcomic" (even though I use it all over this post). I don't really use it in real life at all- when I meet strangers who ask what I do for a living, I either say "I'm a cartoonist" or "I do an online comic strip." It seems more professional, somehow, and less buzzwordy. Aaron Diaz's term "electric jollies" is also an acceptable substitute.

Some Things That Haven't Changed:

• Community is still important. Makin' friends with other creators, getting linked by other, more established comics, and not being a jerk on the internet are still the main ways new comics get that first leg up.

• There's still no 100% guaranteed path to success. People have been having the same cyclical conversation about "how do I make my comic more popular" on blogs and message boards for the past six years and nobody has yet found the BIG SECRET FORMULA FOR WEBCOMICS STARDOM. This is because there isn't one. It's a combination of talent, work ethic, dumb luck, and timing. And yet some people still spend more time talking about their webcomic (or being bitter about its lack of success) than they do trying to make it better.

• The sky is still the limit. We're nowhere near saturation as far as potential audience goes. Back in 2003 I thought there would NEVER EVER be another webcomic anywhere near as popular as Penny Arcade. Now we've got XKCD and Cyanide & Happiness who are either as big or bigger. Anybody who thinks we're all competing for some fixed amount of potential readers is completely mistaken. It's not a zero-sum game, which is great because it means there's plenty of room for everybody, new folks and old hands alike, to grow!

• It is still the best job, ever, in the history of jobs. Sorry, every other profession.

• My readers still totally rule. Thanks, everybody.

ANYWAY TL;DR- SOME THINGS HAVE CHANGED AND SOME THINGS HAVE NOT AND I AM AN OLD FOGEY

*Not an actual union
†As I see it, anyway
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Hourly Comixxx [Oct. 4th, 2009|09:02 am]
These are from last Friday, I am making more today which I will probably scan tomorrow.

click here for dumb comics )
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in honor of QC #1500 [Sep. 25th, 2009|04:21 am]
NSFW. Also you should read strip #1500 first. )
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SDCC Sketches [Sep. 3rd, 2009|09:03 pm]
I've been meaning to post these sketches from San Diego Comic Con for weeks now and have finally gotten around to it. I think some of these got tweeted while I was at the con, but I don't really remember SO ANYWAY LOOK WHAT I DREW FOR NERDS AT A CONVENTION:



click for more )
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You Bloody Fools [Aug. 18th, 2009|05:19 am]
Hey look another Deathmøle song! I think I am kind of getting into a similar "groove" like I did back when I was putting together Long Songs. Also it is extremely weird to have multiple albums' worth of music by a fictional (for now?) band.

Anyway Here is the new song.
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All starin' at their feet, all constantly retuning their Jazzmasters [Aug. 9th, 2009|09:13 pm]
If I had a band with four other guitarists who took orders from me, this is probably what it would sound like:

RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

(did this one entirely on my Creston again, god I love that guitar)
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One of the better Hum songs you have probably never heard [Jul. 13th, 2009|10:55 pm]
Did some more ustreamin' and drew another picture of Hannelore.

click here for FABULOUS SAVINGS no wait it is actually a picture of Hannelore )
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MAGICAL LOVE GENTLEMAN [Jul. 8th, 2009|03:36 am]
Marigold's favorite manga, brought to life (sort of):

Read more... )
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I SPEL GUD [Jul. 6th, 2009|12:09 am]
Did a ustream BPelt tutorial in which I drew a bonercat and made some spelling mistakes.

here's the finished image )
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Two drawings this time!?!??!!??! [Jul. 2nd, 2009|09:26 pm]
Yup, did two for this particular ustream, which I also recorded (in two parts, because my internet died partway through). You can view it here (part 1) and here (part 2).

And here are the finished drawings... )
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no i do not know where fapcat came from [Jun. 30th, 2009|09:27 pm]
Did another uStream, this time with music! Drew this:

cat and robot and girl with problems )
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World of Lucky Starcraft [Jun. 29th, 2009|08:14 pm]
Drew this one on uStream and it was a lot of fun, maybe I'll do more live drawing in the future!

the two biggest nerds in the world )
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