I thoroughly enjoyed this. MOAR PLS.
The Shins are the guy all your friends told you would be PERFECT FOR YOU but then you actually went on a date with him and he was just boring as hell.
And now you're worried your friends think you're boring too.
My twitter feed was filled with these, but some of them are TOTALLY WORTH IT. :AWESOME:
I agree with this. Took me forever to read them all when I logged on this morning, but it was completely worth it.
Some of my favorite bands are on that list, with less-than-favorable similes, but I can still laugh about it. : )
I bow down to you, Sir Jeph of Jacquesland.
"Dir En Grey is the really hot chick you hit it off with but later that night when the pants come off SURPRISE DICKGIRL"
That is probably the most accurate description I have ever read.
Pelican is the wonderful girl you could happily spend your whole life with but damn if she ain't bad at blowjobs
That was my favorite... that and the last two...
not gonna lie, this whole list makes me wish Strapping Young Lad actually did write a song called "Oh god she's blowing me and I have to fart".
monsieur drawering guy, you are a funny person on the internet.
Have you listened to Devin's "Punky Bruster" album?
It pretty much is exactly what you've just said.
2010-01-10 07:18 pm (UTC)
The Guess Who is your old uncle who's been happily married with 2.5 kids and a beer gut for decades now but who won't stop telling you about the crazy orgies and shit he had in the '60s.
Tilly and the Wall is your friend's cute little sister who you always forget is 19 now until the day you saw her smoking cloves in the mall parking lot.
Also, what's your twitter name?
Death Cab For Cutie is the guy you had a HUGE crush on in high school but now it's your 10 year reunion and he is a bank manager
And "that guy" is the one who introduced me to Death Cab...heh.
Yup, usually how it happens.
What about Pink Floyd, Yes, and Talking Heads? Inquiring minds want to know!
Talking Heads is the smartest person you know but most people only know him because they met him briefly at that one party.
Please do U2 for the lols.
This livened up an otherwise boring day on Twitter for me, thanks!
U2 wants you to meet his parents the next day.
awesome... especially the metallica reference. Lars DOES spank it to van Gogh.
hmm... everyone is doing requests. How about Deerhoof? probably too easy...
Deerhoof is that really talented dude in art class who has Tourette's.
So good, especially flaming lips.
How about The Doors? The Kinks? The Who?
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Even now that I'm home from that bad party, these are still awesome.
My twitter feed was amazing tonight because of this.
Awesome. May I offer my own?
The Polyphonic Spree is THAT KID in Glee Club, on ecstasy.
HAHHAHA OH GOD I LOST MY SHIT
at first i wanted to argue, the explosions in the sky one. but i just couldn't. it's deadly accurate.
the academy is..., caspian, do make say think?
(and i'm dying for a take on U2 as well...:)
U2 is the guy you wish you could beat into a pulp, but he was so popular you wouldn't stand a chance if you threw a punch.
Where do they figure in this wonderful rant?=13=
2010-01-10 07:21 am (UTC)
Royksopp is the hot chick you sleep with and then immediately get an STD test afterwards
Jeph needs to know about Woodhands
and then make a metaphor about them
they are two dudes, drums and keytar yes yes
(jeph there is a download link in your email)
NoMeansNo is that nerdy kid in high school who didn't appear to give a shit about anything yet who somehow never got beat up and everyone wanted to hang with even though no one really understood why.
what about Stars?
THIS IS IMPORTANT
2010-01-10 07:07 pm (UTC)
Stars is your friend's "girlfriend in Canada" that he keeps going on about and you don't really believe him but then it turns out she actually exists and she's really sweet.