YOU MISSED ROYKSOPP.
There, I said it.
wow... many of these are just frighteningly accurate...
"The Decemberists are that group of drama kids who never talk to anyone outside their clique and have tons of inside jokes you don't get"
So true. My world =]
Also, of Montreal!
Haha yeah I read that and immediately had that moment of identifying.
...it doesn't help any that my group of drama kids all went to see them play live this last tour... >_>
I'm going to be really annoying and do some mainstream stuff, since you've hit all the ones I like.
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead (THERE I SAID IT)
2010-01-10 07:08 pm (UTC)
QOTSA is your stoner boyfriend from high school who you broke up with when you left for college because you thought he would never amount to anything and now he makes way more more money than you.
(also these are metaphors because you didn't use "like" or "as" GET IT RIGHT JEPH SERIOUSLY)
Caribou is your friend who started off really cool and unique and then sort of became a parody of himself, much like your other friend The Album Leaf.
Battles is Don Caballero's weird friend who you honestly "get" less but enjoy hanging out with more.
Richard Cheese is the guy that rides off his peer's coattails, but has mastered the art of making love in the front seat of a VW Beetle.
King Crimson is your least-favorite college professor ever
Nirvana is your suicidal uncle.
Awesome. I am taking the ones that sound weirdly-hot-in-spite-of-themselves as suggestions. Thanks!
Modeselektor is that kid with extremely large headphones that keeps running into shit because he's too preoccupied with air-drumming.
GDI, I keep pronouncing that in my head as "model skeletor".
2010-01-10 08:49 am (UTC)
these are mostly based on my personal experience
Bettie Serveert is that girl who takes you on dates to radically different places every week and never visits the same one twice.
Modest Mouse is that guy you thought was totally lame when you first met him but after hanging out around him for a while you realise he is fucking awesome.
Dethklok is the kid in your high school drama class that's too good to be taken seriously at that level.
Brendan Benson? Devandra Banhart? MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE?? I think My Chemical Romance is the prepubescent boy who think he's hardcore because he listens to pop-punk and rides a skateboard [but I'm excited to hear your version].
Black Moth Super Rainbow? I assume something involving LSD...
Do you have comments on Tokio Hotel? I think you do. Nobody can not have comments on them.
I've got to ask, what's your definition of Nerd?
Manowar is the hardcore biker dude who talks about his petunias and cries after sex. He may make you breakfast in the morning.
But then again, that's coming from the guy who likes Dragonforce.
Ahahaha love it! ... And I also love Dragonforce, they were awesome at Download.
Mew was that standoffish, weirdly attractive kid in High School who had no friends and never did anything in school except in art class. His projects made no sense and it looked like he painted them in his sleep, but he won national competitions.
I got another one for you:
Fall Out Boy would have phone sex with you, and take pictures of their cocks. You would then post these pictures on ohnotheydidnt =)
This is fucking amazing, Daft Punk and Sigur Ros were my favs.
Thinking of the worst band ever, what would My Chemical Romance be?
My Chemical Romance cries after sex.
Dream Theater's mom is Rush, who is actually hotter than her daughter in a weird cougary way
what about Klaus Nomi? Or the Smashing Pumpkins?
I was going to suggest Throbbing Gristle as well, but then I realised that TG is a guy who shaves his head and seems to know exactly how to offend someone. Very few people actually like him but he has some hardcore friends who think he's fucking awesome
(and I love TG so if any passing TG fans read this, I am one of y'all)
Smashing Pumpkins is the kid who reads Anne Rice in 9th Grade, then slits his wrists the wrong way and is a fucking joke thru the rest of high school.
How about Dear and the Headlights? Or Metric? Or Muse? Or Barcelona?
These are metaphores :O
A similie is a comparison using "like" or "as".