100% true secrets revealed
Cristi does all of her t-shirt packing while sitting atop a sleeping polar bear. The polar bear is in the nude.
Sam Logan drives an SUV that runs on pureed baby polar bears.
Aido tripped over a molecule once.
Ryan is not really cutting his hair off to give to charity. The real reason he is cutting his hair off is because it developed sentience and wanted to start writing DinoComics for him.
Rosemary comes from a long-secret bloodline of avian divinity, the Chickadeevingians. Her secret is protected by a cabal of Ravens Templar.
Rstevens is a machine elf riding around in a robotic Polish exoskeleton.
Mitch Clem is actually IN Against Me.
Eric is actually Piro.
Wednesday is actually Jeff Lowrey.
I am 50% Allosaurus.