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100% true secrets revealed [Mar. 1st, 2006|04:31 pm]
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JeffR does all of his t-shirt packing in the nude.
Cristi does all of her t-shirt packing while sitting atop a sleeping polar bear. The polar bear is in the nude.
Sam Logan drives an SUV that runs on pureed baby polar bears.
Aido tripped over a molecule once.
Ryan is not really cutting his hair off to give to charity. The real reason he is cutting his hair off is because it developed sentience and wanted to start writing DinoComics for him.
Rosemary comes from a long-secret bloodline of avian divinity, the Chickadeevingians. Her secret is protected by a cabal of Ravens Templar.
Rstevens is a machine elf riding around in a robotic Polish exoskeleton.
Mitch Clem is actually IN Against Me.
Eric is actually Piro.
Wednesday is actually Jeff Lowrey.
I am 50% Allosaurus.
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From: mrgazpacho
2006-03-01 09:47 pm (UTC)

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holy balls! No secrets about me, man. We have a blood pact, remember?
[User Picture]From: nullify_my_life
2006-03-02 12:37 am (UTC)

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i miss niego
[User Picture]From: kaetien
2006-03-01 09:50 pm (UTC)

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half of you ate Sara!!!!!

*applauds*
[User Picture]From: fenrirsragnarok
2006-03-01 10:15 pm (UTC)

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I was thinking the same thing. Also, your icon is awesome.
[User Picture]From: jedifreeman
2006-03-01 09:53 pm (UTC)

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wow. talk about tmi man... I did NOT need to know about nude polar bear packing... :-P
[User Picture]From: mckenzee
2006-03-01 09:55 pm (UTC)

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Dear Sweet LORD, not Wednesday!

[User Picture]From: weds
2006-03-01 10:03 pm (UTC)

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I'm not sure what's disturbing you more: the identity overlap or the idea that Jeff Lowrey's been part of This Week In Webcomics Boning with Piro.
[User Picture]From: fembotbeck
2006-03-01 09:55 pm (UTC)

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J'AWSOME!

And, I think I've actualyl seen commercials for that new baby polar bear fuel. It's supposed to be much cleaner burning, bring about world peace and bring the Dodo back from extinction.

I'm not sure I believe the cleaner burning part, though.
[User Picture]From: qwantz
2006-03-01 10:00 pm (UTC)

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JEPH JEPH

RYANS HAIR IS NOT ALIVE RYAN IS FINE

JEPH

SEND SHAMPOO PLEASE TO RYAN'S HAIR I MEAN RYAN
[User Picture]From: sleeperwaking
2006-03-01 10:05 pm (UTC)

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Mitch Clem is actually IN Against Me.

*roffles* That is so true...
[User Picture]From: aidosaur
2006-03-01 10:10 pm (UTC)

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D:

DAMN YOU JEPH I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS

IN MY DEFENSE, THOSE MOLECULES CAN GET HELLA BIG
[User Picture]From: est_xplosif
2006-03-02 02:02 am (UTC)

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AND ALSO SURLY
[User Picture]From: inri33
2006-03-01 10:15 pm (UTC)

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I wish I was 50% Allosaurus
[User Picture]From: riryuko
2006-03-01 10:24 pm (UTC)

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Funny, only today I was wishing that I were a dinosaur... what with all the claws and teeth and lasers and spaceships...
[User Picture]From: leadhindenburg
2006-03-01 10:38 pm (UTC)

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Well, since we're on the whole 'exposing secrets,' I might as well let you know that I use the testicles of 12 bulls as door knockers on my house.
[User Picture]From: alexis_thenull
2006-03-01 10:49 pm (UTC)

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WHAT YOU SAY ! !
From: kitty_violetta
2006-03-01 10:47 pm (UTC)

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lol @ mitch clem being *in* against me!
[User Picture]From: nickwood
2006-03-01 11:18 pm (UTC)

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DAMMIT!! I KNEW IT!!!
[User Picture]From: tcideneb
2006-03-01 11:23 pm (UTC)

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I think the one about Aido wound up in a comic. The molecule was represented by four 2pi/3 arcs, arranged around an area of blank space.

-B.
[User Picture]From: calicoto
2006-03-01 11:26 pm (UTC)

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I just want to show off my icon.

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[User Picture]From: alton_nightshad
2006-03-02 04:41 am (UTC)

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i like it.
[User Picture]From: cobaltslate
2006-03-01 11:43 pm (UTC)

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I am truly ashamed to say that at first I read that as "Cristi does all of her t-shirt packing in the nude."
[User Picture]From: scromp
2006-03-02 12:14 am (UTC)

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JeffR does all of his t-shirt packing in the nude.

What I want to know is if it is now Jeff's policy to include a tattered band-aid in all his shirt packages, or if I'm special.
From: crapjournal
2006-03-02 01:02 am (UTC)

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look I always knew you was half-allosaur
[User Picture]From: eenfidel
2006-03-02 01:18 am (UTC)

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I'd like to know how I could join the Ravens Templar. That sounds like an awesome deal to be a part of.
[User Picture]From: est_xplosif
2006-03-02 02:06 am (UTC)

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Jeph is 50% Allosaurus and 50% coffee-fuelled robot.
[User Picture]From: furtherdownward
2006-03-02 06:05 am (UTC)

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"coffee-fuelled robot" is another name for "mopey indie rocker nerd".
[User Picture]From: l0stmyrel1g10n
2006-03-02 03:46 am (UTC)

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um. hi. i'm a fan. is it okay if i friend you?
[User Picture]From: wigu
2006-03-02 04:03 am (UTC)

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Sometimes I am wearing chaps.
[User Picture]From: qcjeph
2006-03-02 05:06 am (UTC)

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And somehow they make you seem more nude.
[User Picture]From: royward
2006-03-02 06:32 am (UTC)

quoting you... cause it's cool :p

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"*: I think this would probably be a pretty good epitaph for me, actually- "I hope I did an okay job!"

NO I AM NOT MORBID WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"

well... you were bringing up plane crashes and paper cuts... I mean they're both pretty bad. Cause like, if you get anything in a paper cut... it really stings, ALOT. and well, plane crashes are plane crashes; so they're bad too.
From: comment_j
2006-03-02 02:59 pm (UTC)

This made me laugh.

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"I hope I did an okay job!" This is part of what I like about Jeph; he is so unassuming. Other writers would just tell you what what their characters are thinking, but Jeph says he hopes he did an okay job expressing that. Jeph, you are doing an okay job. In general, in fact, you are doing an excellent job. We love you.
[User Picture]From: zaftigcandie
2006-03-02 06:56 am (UTC)

Scary Go Round

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Just wondered if you knew that Pint-Sized is in Scary Go Round today. Thought it was pretty exciting when I saw him! FANTASTIC COMIC btw, keep up the work!
[User Picture]From: mikekearn
2006-03-02 02:38 pm (UTC)

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Mmm....100% true secrets, an important part of a well-balanced breakfast.
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