J. Jacques (qcjeph) wrote,
J. Jacques
qcjeph

In which I blaspheme

[cristipengraffe] gryph, I am pretty good with hymns, why do you ask?
[Gryph] Does this ring a bell "we will work we will play we will labor every day in the SOMETHING OR OTHER of the Lord"
[jeph] in the ill-ventilated sweatshop of the lord
[jeph] in the stinking fetid brothel of the lord
[jeph] in the smarmy vegas nightclub of the lord
[jeph] in the marketing department of the lord?
[jeph] GUYS I AM LIKE THE NEW AMERICAN HYMNBOOK OVER HERE
[Lem] can't be. there's "play" in there
[jeph] hm
[jeph] in the guitar hero tournament of the lord
[Gryph] I can't find it in the googlenets
[cristipengraffe] glory of the lord
[cristipengraffe] joy of the lord
[cristipengraffe] ?
[jeph] gloryhole of the lord
[cristipengraffe] I don't know that one off the top of my head
[Gryph] I totally can't find it and it's bugging me like crazy
[Gryph] yes, I am
[jeph] gryph it will occur to you at 4am
[jeph] you will shoot up in bed and yell "DOG KENNEL!"
[cristipengraffe] hahaahaha
[jeph] actually working in God's dog kennel would probably be pretty awesome
[Gryph] well.
[jeph] in heaven dogs poop twinkies
[Gryph] not all different hymns. :p
[cristipengraffe] (ok, gloryhole wasn't funny to me, but somehow "dog kennel" is)
[Lem] it's the puppy effect
[jeph] yeah
[jeph] actually in heaven, dogs poop kittens
[jeph] and then the kittens poop chipmunks
[jeph] the chipmunks poop regular-style though
[Lem] and the chipmunks feed on the souls of the dead and forgotten
[jeph] yes
[jeph] purgatory is run by the chipmunks
[jeph] in order to get to heaven you must run the Undead Chipmunk Gauntlet
[jeph] hundreds of thousands of tiny, chattering teeth
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